When he gets home from work one afternoon, he finds his wife lying on the bed, gasping for air.
When asked what he is doing, the guy seems confused.
"Um," she eventually manages to stutter out. "I am in the midst of what may be a heart attack!" The naive spouse yells out, "Oh, I'll call an ambulance!" His son Johnny bursts into the room, crying uncontrollably, just as he is about to go downstairs, grab the phone, and start calling 911. What's wrong, son? the dad wants to know.
"Daddy, Uncle James is in the closet naked, my darling," his distraught child answered. As his son had warned, the man's fury builds as he dashes back upstairs, rips open the closet, and discovers his brother standing there, completely undressed.
"You bastard, Jim," the guy yells. "My wife is having a heart attack over there, and you're making Johnny scared by running around naked!"
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